As Seen On TV

On the way to Wally World today, my 5 year old DD was alerting me as how to make WOOD.
Here are her steps:

Take two trees and squish them together
Stick that into a hard metal thingy and push it out.
Take that piece and get a paintbrush.
Put paint on it.&amp
I asked her , on what, and she said on the paintbrush.
Duh
Paint it.
Flip it over
Paint it.&amp
Flip it over
Paint it.
Flip it over
Let it cool off
;Go nail it to the wall.
At least, that’s how they do it on TV.

This coming from the girl, who just earlier, told me she couldn’t go to China, because she doesn’t speak Spanish.

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